Jokes for your amusement

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender asks him. “Don’t you mean martini?” The man tells the bartender, “Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them.” RenĂ© Descartes is in …

My Cupcake Fueled Weekend

So I turned 41 this weekend. There, i said it. I had a tough enough time turning 40 last year, but I gave myself a diversion by moving to New York the week before my birthday. This year, no such distraction. I usually want to stay low-key for my birthday (translation: want to ignore the …

The Redhead Song By Alex Lynn

I was writing a boring post about Twitter but this just came in. I have this fabulous friend Alex in the U.K. We will likely never meet in person but he delights me with his silliness. He always teased me that he was writing a song about me but I never believed him (charming chap …

Coolest Bathroom Door EVAR

I went with a friend to the Second Stop Cafe in Brooklyn. The espresso shot was AMAZING and I’m hard to please. Coffee was Stumptow out of Portland. The interior was adorable. Best part was the bathroom door, made out of an old Coca Cola bottle vending machine. Note that the back of the door …

How domain names are born

If any of you know me you know that I do a plethora of different things, and I have a hell of a time describing it to well-meaning conversationers at parties, so much so that when the inevitable eye-glazing starts when I rattle on too long, I throw in, “AND I make homeade marshmallows dipped …