I know he was insulting me but I took it as a compliment

So I’m walking home from my afternoon run in the East Village, when I see this black dude taking a leak against a tree, right on the sidewalk ahead of me. he’s having a chat with his friend, and appears not only sober but not at all crazy. I kind of shake my head as I walk by, and his friend calls me “cracker” but then the peeing dude says, “NO BUTT.”

If a black dude thinks i have no butt, then my butt must be smaller than I thought it was, woo hoo!!